harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
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marxvx: it’s adam and eve not proletariat and state power
Recognized Justice League Weaknesses
fyeahbatmanandrobin: Superman: kryptonite Martian Manhunter: fire Wonder Woman: none, flawless Green Lantern: yellow crayons Aquaman: dehydration Flash: starvation (less than 25 hot dogs) Batman: Alfred Pennyworth
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home