May 2013
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harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
suckmylorddisick:
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marxvx:
it’s adam and eve not proletariat and state power
Recognized Justice League Weaknesses
fyeahbatmanandrobin:
Superman: kryptonite
Martian Manhunter: fire
Wonder Woman: none, flawless
Green Lantern: yellow crayons
Aquaman: dehydration
Flash: starvation (less than 25 hot dogs)
Batman: Alfred Pennyworth
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
